Thursday, August 7, 2008

Trolls, and Gabe's Story: The Sequel

Someone FINALLY is bringing trolls back. It's about time these little beauties make a comeback. Gabe found these in the attic, and we have to give a SINCERE thanks to my mom for saving them. Ha, ha! Gabe has actually been singing, "Heigh-ho, the dairy-o, there's a pirate troll in town."

In response to his fans eager to read more of his works, Gabe finally agreed to put another story "on the computer". Here he goes, in his own words: "This is one about a burglar. He got bonked by [neighbor] Judge Johnson's car, and his pants got mowed off by [man who owns mowing service] Danny and Daddy. And leaves and grass fell on him and birds flew on him. He runned away and hid, then went to jail. Then he saw someone mean come with the gun. And it was a pirate. And he shot the burglar. Then the pirate plopped him into the water. The end, just the end." Maybe that's why crime rates have been dropping - vigilante retired judges running over criminals. (Doesn't this sound like the plot for a new Home Alone movie?)

1 comment:

Ioannes_Ahenobarbus said...

Ok, first of all, trolls are awesome and I remember the pirate one. Second, we need more vigilantes in society during this worrisome time of terrorism, gas hikes, and people who actually think Obama is an answer to anything. John McCain endorses this message.